Wednesday, July 12, 2017

All In The Wrist So Give It A Twist!

The cat likes a good twist, makes you see what could have been missed. The best are when they aren't hyped as can be. The others you can easily see.

A big twist coming,
Many are humming.
You see it in spades.
Your interest wades.

Yep, it was true.
That twist came due.
Oh well, it's done.
Now on with the fun.

What was that?
Chewed no fat.
There was a twist.
That I surely missed.

Out of left field.
Sure didn't yield.
Now off I go talking,
After a little more gawking.

Whoops, spoilers now.
It no longer will wow.
Isn't that lame?
The twist is now tame.

I guess there is a twist.
With a flick of the wrist.
The twist gets a twist.
No longer is it missed.

Or the twist of the twist,
Leaves some pissed.
They read it online.
Whoops, that isn't fine.

Umm, twist their words.
Go play with the birds.
For the twist of the rub,
You went to the site, bub.

No one made you.
You came to view.
How's that for a twist?
Now go and be pissed.

Of course another twist,
With a flick of the wrist,
Is you may get a blister,
From falling over at Twister.

All twisted up today? Like a good twist at your bay? Did you see Twister coming? That just fit in with my rhyme humming. Or would that be typing? Bah, not talking as we aren't Skyping. I'll stop twisting words in mass and just twist off with my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

53 comments:

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    1. On top once more
      At your shore

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    2. Plot twist, I have been number one all long







      double plot twist, not really

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    3. Hoodwinked all
      There at your hall

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    4. Adam nearly fooled me
      In the place to be

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    5. Nearly you say
      How near is near at your bay

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  2. Twister the game or Twister the movie? Now there's a twist!

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    1. Maybe a two for one
      Twist when a tornado is spun

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  3. I remember twisting and shouting
    To the Beatles fun song
    We shimmied and shook
    All the day long

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    1. A shaking your rear
      My, how dated, I fear lol

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    2. Dated? Watch yourself Cat
      Or I will have to raise my bat!
      :-)

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    3. lol sure you can still swing?
      Hmmm I'll have to go hide under something

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    4. Oh, you are treading thin ground
      Soon I will have you bound!

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    5. I thought you might be naughty
      By the way
      When referring to a twisting wrist
      There at your bay
      ;-)

      Not that anything occurred to me, of course!

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    6. lol geez, kinky with the bound stuff
      I guess the twisting wrist wasn't enough

      Nope, not you
      Never at your zoo

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  4. I did not see Twister coming. Wasn't that the dumbest game ever?

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    1. Yep, was rather dumb
      As up in the air goes your bum

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  5. I'm twisting quite a bit
    Trying to get fit
    In PT I never just sit
    Until I'm fixed I'll never quit

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    1. Twisting is the way
      Help out indeed at ones bay

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  6. Good to twist to stay in shape
    As long as it is not your back
    That can cause a bit of pain
    And cause a bit of slack.

    Betty

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    1. That it may
      As back pain likes to stay

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  7. Playing Twister during a twister, right foot blue, left hand red, better cover your head or you might get hit by a flying bed... haha

    I just watched Twister last week it was playing on TV as I did the flick trying to find something to pick.

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    1. A flying bed
      Take that to the head
      Wide up dead
      No more Twister to be said

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  8. It's all in the wrist so the golfers say
    Give a bit of a twist and you're on your way
    The trophy you win as the twisters compete
    A dust catcher indeed and it ain't all that neat

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    1. Dust it catches
      But dough it fetches
      Trophy on a shelf
      The ego of self

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  9. Twisters, aka tornadoes, terrify me.
    I hope another I shall never see.

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    1. Wouldn't want to see one
      Here under our sun

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  10. I do have some Twisted Whisker Sisters!

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    1. Follow their twist
      Hope the whap is missed

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  11. The only twist I know.
    Is watching a book unfold.
    Pages upon pages.
    Taking ages upon ages.

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    1. That they can do
      Twisty all the way through

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  12. Twist the night away
    Fun times at your bay

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  13. My brain is now twisted from reading about all those twisted twisters.

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  14. Do the twist.
    It's not to be missed.
    Add some hiss
    When you're a cat
    Have fun with that.

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    1. Good to twist about
      And let the twist out

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  16. orlin N cassie; we wood pay top dollar ta see de food servizz gurl play de game twister....

    MEDIC ??!!

    ☺☺♥♥

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    1. haha a medic bill
      Sure may not thrill

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  17. I like a good twist in movies and books.

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    1. The good ones are grand
      In movie or book land

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  18. This white boy gave them all a twist
    I’m really Chinese I’d insist
    And my explanation
    To eye sight’s frustration
    Was orientation I missed

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    1. Stuck out in the cold
      Not in the fold

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  19. Are you saying we're twisted? Ha.

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  20. I have done the twist on the dance floor
    That was fun although, the next day, I was sore.

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    1. Sore from twisting about
      Would get a little shout

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  21. I hate Twister. I am always the first one down.

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    1. Down on the floor
      A twisting no more

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  22. Loved this Pat albeit late in reading.

    Yvonne

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